The Kingdom of Womble 3483 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.96 billion Womble 3483ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The strong Womble 3483ian economy, worth 397 trillion baht a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 44,414 baht, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 286,255 per year while the poor average 2,784, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 3483's national animal is the emu, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 3483 is ranked 230,843^rd in the world and 4,717^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.